The Big Long

I’ve been working on a movie idea.

Is obviously about the stock market.

There are no hedge funds in the movie.

Nobody makes any wacky option and derivative bets that risk ‘the firm’.

A lot of kids will be in my movie and not once will you hear them say ‘markets in turmoil’.

Warren Buffet is not the bad guy but he goes to prison. Why not. It’s my movie.

There will be a serious ‘Walk of Shame’ scene to end the movie. Mostly dudes in suits and a couple ‘wantrepreneurs’ in hoodies.

Hopefully Charles Barkley will star in it.


Originally published at Howard Lindzon.