I only wish you the best. I swear!

Friends

After all we’ve been through, I only wish you the best in life.

I hope that you stub your toe on furniture whenever you are in a hurry.

I wish that whenever you try walking and texting at the same time, you misstep homerically. In public.

I wish that whenever you’re beautifully dressed for an important meeting or ceremony, your child pees on you… and you have to dress up all over again.

I hope that whenever you’re walking distractfully on the street, a huge dog barks at you, making your heart race more than Usain Bolt.

I wish that you fall in love with a seemingly perfect person… and that s/he doesn’t notice you.

In seriousness, I truly wish that whenever these kind of things happen, you face them with a smile on your face. I hope that you never forget to not take things so seriously. That you remember that missteps in life are common. But never lose the ability of having fun during seemingly hard times.

I wish you the best in life.

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