Funny Christian One Liners and Sayings
These Funny Christian Quotes are here to bring laughter in a serious way. So read these quotes and take it just as an entertainment.
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic? Lily Tomlin
I’d rather live my whole life assuming there is a God, only to find out that there isn’t, than to live my whole life assuming there isn’t a God, only to find out there is. Peter Barry
Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? Joseph Heller
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, ‘Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe? Quentin Crisp
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. G. K. Chesterton
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it. Pope John Paul II
Is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s blunders? Friedrich Nietzsche
