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A Message About COVID-19 From Comcast

To our valued customers:

Apr 11, 2020

A Message About COVID-19 From Comcast

Apr 11, 2020

Sarah Hutto
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Slackjaw

Five Sleeping Bags To Wear When You’re Cold But No Longer Need To Use Your Arms Or To Stand

Extra-Wide, Flannel-lined Sleeping Bag- With its FleeceTech insulation, this sleeping bag is perfect for those chilly evenings when you’ve…

Feb 4, 2020

Five Sleeping Bags To Wear When You’re Cold But No Longer Need To Use Your Arms Or To Stand

Feb 4, 2020

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Nineteen Things Only Introverts Will Understand

1. Loud noises overstimulate you, which is why you wear a plastic bucket on your head at all times with holes cut out for your eyes.

Aug 21, 2019

Nineteen Things Only Introverts Will Understand

Aug 21, 2019

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Slackjaw

12 Totally True Myths About Redheads

Legend states that the first redhead was the son of Vulcan, Roman god of fire.

Jun 5, 2019

12 Totally True Myths About Redheads

Jun 5, 2019

Sarah Hutto

END TIMES BEGINNER’S PACKET

If you’ve stepped away from your off-the-grid shanty town lately, you’ve probably been made aware that the End Times are now upon us. This…

Nov 27, 2017

END TIMES BEGINNER’S PACKET

Nov 27, 2017

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Do You Love Yourself Enough To Get An Entire Shirt?

Or just one with the shoulders missing?

May 9, 2017

Do You Love Yourself Enough To Get An Entire Shirt?

May 9, 2017

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The Hairpin

Why ‘Girls’ Was Actually Just a Show About Molting Crustaceans

Hannah had the shell of a generation.

Apr 26, 2017

Why ‘Girls’ Was Actually Just a Show About Molting Crustaceans

Apr 26, 2017

Sarah Hutto

Sarah Hutto

I won the Internet like four times. Words on @McSweeneys, @tnyshouts, @washingtonpost, @Reductress, @the_rumpus, @Splitsider

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