YOWZA! Time sure does fly! I can’t believe another year has come and gone. And while I’m certainly going to miss 2017, I’m not gonna miss out on the opportunity to share the best six things that men yelled at me this year! It’s a time-honored tradition! Competition was FIERCE…

Hi! I’m Eileen and I love Twitter! It’s by far, my favorite social media platform and I enjoy the challenge of coming up with new jokes to write every day. I tend to stay away from politics, mostly because I’m too busy writing jokes that are self-deprecating, or about Space…

You’ve probably noticed that “But her emails!” is a pretty popular response to a lot of stuff these days. But DID YOU KNOW that it’s not always the best response? When is it appropriate to use? When is it relevant to the conversation? Don’t worry, I broke it down for…

Do you hate talking on the phone? Hey me too! Don’t worry, here are some useful tips that have gotten me pretty far in life. It’s not that scary! (IT IS THAT SCARY) STEP 1) Look up the number you have to call I’m guessing you’re going to be calling with a smartphone. Double check that the digits are correct…

It’s the most romantic day of the year…to sob uncontrollably! Maybe you’re recently single. Maybe you’re in a relationship but the weight of life being meaningless finally caught up with you! Whatever the case, there’s a perfect place for every cry. Here are some of my personal favorite places to…

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Like a lot of women in their twenties, I grew up lo-o-ooooving Disney movies. But were they more harmful than helpful? Here are the ways that Disney movies gave girls like me unrealistic expectations about life. I cannot move at 24 frames per second

1) SHOCK…that you scored a hole in one!

It’s 2007 and we’re really hitting it off! But I guess you already knew that LOL! Anyway, here’s some important things about me in case you ever forget: -If you’re going to be with me, then you’re going to be with all of my cargo pants. …