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Eileen Mary O’Connell

Eileen Mary O’Connell

VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT IDEAS FOR WHEN BRAD FINALLY COMES AROUND

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, but GEE if it isn’t hard to find a gift for that special someone! Especially if that special…

Feb 9, 2018

VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT IDEAS FOR WHEN BRAD FINALLY COMES AROUND

Feb 9, 2018

Eileen Mary O’Connell

TOP SIX THINGS THAT MEN YELLED AT ME IN 2017!

YOWZA! Time sure does fly! I can’t believe another year has come and gone. And while I’m certainly going to miss 2017, I’m not gonna miss…

Dec 18, 2017

Dec 18, 2017

Eileen Mary O’Connell

I’m Tweeting All My Questions About Malls To Roy Moore

Hi! I’m Eileen and I love Twitter! It’s by far, my favorite social media platform and I enjoy the challenge of coming up with new jokes to…

Dec 11, 2017

I’m Tweeting All My Questions About Malls To Roy Moore

Dec 11, 2017

Eileen Mary O’Connell

A Simple Guide On When It’s Okay To Say “But Her Emails!”

You’ve probably noticed that “But her emails!” is a pretty popular response to a lot of stuff these days. But DID YOU KNOW that it’s not…

May 17, 2017

A Simple Guide On When It’s Okay To Say “But Her Emails!”

May 17, 2017

Eileen Mary O’Connell

How To Make A Phone Call!

Do you hate talking on the phone? Hey me too! Don’t worry, here are some useful tips that have gotten me pretty far in life. It’s not that…

Mar 22, 2017

How To Make A Phone Call!

Mar 22, 2017

Eileen Mary O’Connell

Cool Places To Cry On Valentine’s Day!

It’s the most romantic day of the year…to sob uncontrollably!

Feb 2, 2017

Cool Places To Cry On Valentine’s Day!

Feb 2, 2017

Eileen Mary O’Connell

An Open Letter To Donald Trump, From My Pussy

Dear President Trump,

Jan 24, 2017

An Open Letter To Donald Trump, From My Pussy

Jan 24, 2017

Eileen Mary O’Connell

How Disney Movies Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations

Like a lot of women in their twenties, I grew up lo-o-ooooving Disney movies. But were they more harmful than helpful? Here are the ways…

Jan 19, 2017

How Disney Movies Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations

Jan 19, 2017

Eileen Mary O’Connell

The 7 Stages of Being Sucked Into Looney Tune Land To Help Win A Basketball Game Against The Aliens…

1) SHOCK…that you scored a hole in one!

Dec 31, 2016

The 7 Stages of Being Sucked Into Looney Tune Land To Help Win A Basketball Game Against The Aliens…

Dec 31, 2016

Eileen Mary O’Connell

Hey what’s up it’s me, your first college boyfriend!

It’s 2007 and we’re really hitting it off! But I guess you already knew that LOL! Anyway, here’s some important things about me in case you…

Dec 20, 2016

Hey what’s up it’s me, your first college boyfriend!

Dec 20, 2016

Eileen Mary O’Connell

Eileen Mary O’Connell

Writer/Performer (iO West, The Improv Space, Guff.com, Memes.com, Ranker.com, various bathroom walls) | Space Jam historian

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