Reminder: Bears Are Not Your Friends, Never Will Be
Tracy Moore

This made me laugh out loud. I love bears, but yes, they are maneaters. The only reason we don’t put them in the same class as sharks is because they have fur. Technically, if California put a Great White on their flag they wouldn’t really be changing anything.

Furry Great White=Grizzly. There we go, new game — rock, paper, furry Great White.

I have seen Grizzly Man and yes, the long con. “Hey Guys, let’s all pretend to be friends with this dude, it’ll be like keeping a secret candy bar hidden away just in case. No really, think of him like a good wine.”

I think Doug Seuss is an amazing guy but I keep waiting for the news story…