21 Christmas Jokes to Make SEOs Laugh and Smile
Make the internet marketing expert in your life guffaw this Christmas! Here is a selection of the ‘finest’ Christmas cracker jokes for SEO, PPC and social media geeks — like us!
If you can think of any more SEO or social media groaners, please leave them in the comments.
SEO jokes
Why is Santa’s e-commerce site successful?
It has an elf-y conversion rate.
Which deodorant can increase your website’s ranking?
Lynx.
How does an SEO look for buried treasure?
Using a meta detector.
Did you hear about the e-commerce site that sold trampolines?
It had a high bounce rate.
What is an SEO’s least favourite chocolate bar?
Penguin.
Why don’t the England football team like Google Panda?
They don’t have much luck with penalties.
What do get if you cross Jason Dilworth with Scrooge?
thrifty6.
PPC jokes
Did you hear about the AdWords expert who cracked their knuckles and got arthritis?
Their fingers had to pay per click.
Why was the archer’s AdWords campaign unsuccessful?
Their targeting was too broad.
Did you hear about the PPC campaign for Rory Bremner’s website?
It had a lot of impressions.
Why is AdWords data like a clementine?
It’s easier to digest if you break it into segments.
Why did the church consult a PPC expert?
They wanted to increase their conversion rate.
How did the airport improve the results of their AdWords campaigns?
By creating more landing pages.
Did you hear about the loft installation company that used PPC?
Their conversions went through the roof.
Social media jokes
What is a fish’s favourite social network?
Plaicebook.
What is an owl’s favourite social network?
T-witter-woo.
What is an MP’s favourite social network?
Westminstagram.
Why didn’t the snowman enjoy using Facebook?
Because he has snow friends.
Did you hear about the girl who dumped her boyfriend via a selfie?
She lost Pinterest in the relationship.
What was the Twitter user doing in the garden?
Trending to the roses.
Why doesn’t Chris Philpot get along with Josh Clarkson?
Because he is anti-social.
