On Getting Old & Fat.

At first it was funny. A little bulge. I was always super thin. High energy, low fuel.

Now, I can’t even fit in the clothes that were “big” on me. My hips are wide enough to have a 20 lb baby.

I noticed it first with my ankles. I was taking a shower and realized fuck man.. when did I get kankles? Then slowly but surely, every part of my body started plumping up.

They say your body changes with age.

Can I stop aging please?

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