All Hipsters Smell Like Honey

Thank You to the two lovely individuals who inspired this story.

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All hipsters smell like honey
 They have blonde hair
 They walk with ease
 They move smoothly
 They chit chat and laugh
 They are mystical creatures
 Almost like unicorns
 But more real
 They have clothes that look like new ones all the time
 But really aren’t
 They are fresh
 They are pimped up but not in a pimp way
 They are wholesomely pimped up
 They are jolly
 They look like people who are on the covers of magazines
 They look like their hair was just washed with guava extract
 They look like good people
 I like them
Thanks for brightening up my day,
Ian Altosaar