Cell Phones Have Made You Flaky as F*%ck

Here is a quick multiple choice Q and A I thought I’d run by the last 11 people who are still reading this blog.

What I love about not leaving the house all that often before 5pm, is it gives me an inordinate amount of time to:

1 — Lounge around the house in footsie pajamas and bad bed head without worry

2 — make lists of all of the people who fall into the “I’m going to show them” category

3 — peek through the tightly drawn blinds every few hours to check for strangers

4 — Check out lots of new blogs penned by passionate people i’ll probably never meet……doing cool and creative things that make me laugh or learn something new. (preferably both at the same time)

If you said all of the above, you are 100% incorrect.

The right answer is 1. And 4. I don’t make lists. And I don’t peer through the blinds. Ever. That would give away my location in the house, and everyone knows that’s when you are most vulnerable to snipers.

With that in mind — I love this.

First — because I’m usually a no show. And, because I’m perpetually plagued by the proverbial presence of generational Jewish guilt that was downloaded into my psyche at birth, I also tend to be an obsessive post party re-planner.

(hey — sorry — will explain later — what about next tuesday at 4 — or, wed anytime after 7?)

Why aren’t you calling?