Kissing butts

The world is all about butts — and whether you end up kissing them or kicking them — which basically defines your status.

But we recently watched an episode of M*A*S*H (never mind which one) which refined this philosophy just a little for those of us who are resigned to being kissers most of the time — a bit of wisdom from Corporal Klinger about getting ahead:

  • What to kiss 😘
  • Whose to kiss 😘
  • When to kiss it 😘

Simple as that!

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