The world is all about butts — and whether you end up kissing them or kicking them — which basically defines your status.
But we recently watched an episode of M*A*S*H (never mind which one) which refined this philosophy just a little for those of us who are resigned to being kissers most of the time — a bit of wisdom from Corporal Klinger about getting ahead:
- What to kiss 😘
- Whose to kiss 😘
- When to kiss it 😘
Simple as that!