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Megablare: “Would you like to experience abnormal powers within your body’s nerves without getting scammed by false, uncertified “energen” websites?
The people of Pyro World 22 have something for you!
In other ordinary worlds, do you think they’d ever dreamed of something extraordinary? Well, my friend, you’re not alone, your wildest dreams are about to come true! You see, there’s a revolution happening, and it’s in this product called the Nerve Protagon!
Ever heard of superpowers? Well, this powder is a lipid booster, increasing sparks in the building blocks of the structure and function of living cells in your brain! Then, like magic, the powder slowly unlocks unused parts of your brain, the powering energy goes to your nerves, and…BOOM — you got the cool case of the classic pyro nerve, baby!
Our incredible team of pyro-pharmacologists has worked for years to study & publish this groundbreaking formula! No batteries, no wires, no stimulations or additional supplicants…NO BS!
With Nerve Protagon, you get the energy & jolt you need for both sides of your brain; intellectually, practically, creatively, chemically & physically! And if you’re lucky enough with the right genes…
Cut to a diverse group of people, each one undergoing a transformation.
Powers in Action: A person controlling fire with their hands, another one moving at super speed, someone else manipulating electricity, and another helping a person in need.
Master Nerve: “Well, well, look at our Pyro Pioneers — ordinary people like you, who dared to embrace the Nerve Protagon! They have sacrificed their time & body for a window to change worlds outside of ours…I honor them.
As a grandmaster of 40 years in the flame arts, with this power coursing through their veins, they’ll wield abilities beyond our imagination! They can manipulate elements, control energy, and even tap into the deepest recesses of their own minds!
But remember, my students, the true essence of our revolution lies in using these powers for good! Remember what I taught you…
Evil with fire gives Hell upon us all.
Embrace your newfound abilities, and together, we can be a force for positive change in the world!”
A young Kong speaks for the students: Look at what we can achieve! From reverse-extinguishing wildfires to generating clean energy, the possibilities are endless with Nerve Protagon & The Pyro Pioneers!
The Pyro Revolution — Discover the fire within you!”
[Disclaimer]: This story is a work of fiction; this medicine is not real in your world, of course!
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[ Brought you by Pyro Energy Program © The Pyro Pioneer Program ]
