Ivan
1 min readOct 15, 2017

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-Rebecca, you are the prettiest girl in Brooklyn

-Thank you Sir Jeffers.

-Will you accompany me to-the-mysterious wedding today?

-… Nnno

-But-But, Rebecca, I love you!

-I love you too. I LOOOOVVVMM YOU!

-Marry me Rebecca!

-No

-WHY!?

-I…I don’t love you! Woopsies

- REBECCAAAAAAA!*choo*

-I am in love with another

-Who is this maaan!?

-He…is…you

-*happy gasp*

-I love you!

-Marry me Rebecca!

-Nno

-REBECCAAAAA!

-I am in love with your brother

-CHAD!? I’ll kill him when I find him!

Chad: OR he will find…you!

- Chad!?

-The mysterious wedding has been our wedding all along. Rebecca and I are getting wed at the wedding today! YOU are not invited! Will you be my best man?

-Of course, brother…I hate you so much.-Goodbye brother! I’ll see you at the bachelor party!

-Goodbye, Sir Jeffers! I will always love you!

-(whispering)Rebecca

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