The SECRET to Being Helpful to Your NEW FAMILY! You ‘KNOW’ you’re hot shit, admit it. 76% of males are statistically available for GETTING THE “DADGIRL” tag. 76% of females ALSO test positive for being a GIRLYMOMILOVEMYBABYOMGIWOULDDIEFORHER syndrome. HERES THE SECRET TO BEING ‘THE’ ‘BEST’ ‘FUCKING’ ‘DAD’ IN THE FUCKING…

Why You’re A Piece Of FUCKING ART Most successful artists are billionaires and/or world known but what about Leonardo Da Vinci? As a child Da Vinci grew up more or less like a loner but definitely a scientist. His parents weren’t so involved and though he lacked certain skills romantically…

Why You Must Stop Your Own Excuses Yesterday you were mad at someone who tried to HELP YOU! Today, you used his advice and you made PROGRESS! You might’ve been an idiot-sandwich yesterday but TODAY, today you are VICTORIOUS! It’s alright to have an ego but just put it to…

HAVE YOU LOST IT?! How are you mom or dad? I just want to know that you’re alright. I appreciate your parenting and wanting to be better. You got this! Your goals help your direction and speed. Based on your mentors, study and goals, it WILL be easy to say…

In your weakness you should suffer. Until you suffer with no actual person or thing to help you but only what makes ‘you’ you, you’re not going to get to Heaven. Let me break it down for the atheist and the believer… keep reading… You see, no matter what you…

REASONS WHY YOU AREN’T MARRIED YET You want to know WHY you’re not married yet, keep reading until the end. DO YOU LIKE SEX, WELL HERE’S WHY YOU SHOULD DESIRE MARRIAGE FOR ‘GUILT FREE’ CONSENSUAL SEX! Breaking up a happy home to a married couple is unholy, so stealing someone’s…

How You Will Have 4–5 Colours On Your Next Plate Boom, start off with rice. The first thing everyone should have in their household is ‘always’ rice. It’ll either be ‘white’ or ‘brown.’ That’s already ‘one’ colour, three more to go. Do NOT spend your time worrying about these things…

Be honest, count on your fingers how many people hate your guts. Are they friends who were secretly jealous of you? Are they ex or current co-workers? Is one of them your neighbour or landlord? Is it someone on Twitter? Maybe a couple you use to three-some with? …