Social Climbing

How to easily get accepted (and being highly appreciated) by intellectuals. I’m happy to share a tip I recently discovered. It takes no effort and costs nothing. In fact, nothing is exactly what you’re going do in this case.

Danger: Please do not use this tip with other social groups, as you might find non-intellectual social groups less affectionate towards growing gray hair and related subjects, such as a lack of a daily skin and beauty care routine. There’s a good chance you’ll be stereotyped as an unattractive person. People will probably stare at you, pity you, and beg you to dye your gross, white hair as soon as possible.