Budding stand-up comedian in search of the funniest joke I’ve ever heard. Hopefully it’ll come from me.
A tiny baby boy was born,
in Montreal, in a building tall.
And what a sight it was to see
that slimey he should be and…
I love my son.
He’s two-years old.
Not the sweetest kid I’ve ever met.
But he’s close enough.
And I love him.
I go to great lengths to make white people feel comfortable.