A BioGraphy Of Tom Segura

Iman Khalid
5 min readDec 22, 2022

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About:

· Tom Segura is an American humorist, wisecracker, writer, stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster. His co-hosts are Christina Pazsitzky (his wife) in Your Mom’s House podcast, and a fellow comedian Bert Kreischer in the 2 bears,1 cave podcast.

· He was born on 19th April 1969 in Cincinnati, Ohio. He has two sisters and is the only son of his parents.

At the age of 18, he overdosed on the drug “GHB” (gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid) and suffered a short coma situation

Tom Segura

Parents:

Mother:

Tom Segura’s mother is a lovely woman having a great sense of humor. Her name is Onania Segura. She is Peruvian and can speak both, English and Spanish. She raised Tom Segura along with his two sisters.

Father:

Tom’s dad, Tom Segura Sr. is a Vietnam war veteran and now works at Merril Lynch as the First VP. He is a regular guest at his son’s podcast and a hilarious commentator with a fantastic sense of humor. He is a loving father and a grandfather and got his bachelor’s degree from Xavier University.

Wife and children:

  • married Christina Pazsitzky, in 2008 and are having two children. Christina was born in Canada on 18th June 1976 and is now an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, writer, Tv personality, and host. She co-hosts a podcast Your Mom’s House, along with her husband. She also hosts a podcast named Where My Moms at? At the University of San Fransisco and Oxford University, she studied philosophy and also attended a law school for weeks only. She completed her graduation in 1999.
  • They are blessed with two sons named Ellis Segura and Julian Segura.

Tom Segura’s net worth and sources of income:

In 2007 when Tom Segura was new in the television industry, he started his career with a comedy show Live at Gotham. Tom Segura is one of the richest comedians having a net worth of $12 Million. Television roles, podcasts, comedy shows, and films made a significant contribution to his net worth. He is well known for his film work, television roles, and stand-up comedy. He is considered a master of insult comedy. Tom Segura and his wife have been very active in the real estate market over the years, and they have compiled an amazing portfolio. After Live at Gotham, his comedy specials began in 2014 on Netflix with Completely Normal, and then he followed up with disgraceful, mostly stories and a ball hog. Ball Hog was released in 2020. He has also appeared in a few films like Instant Family, Countdown, and The Opening Act. He became famous, especially for his podcasts. In 2011 he started a podcast with his wife Your Mom’s House. Later on, in 2019 he created a podcast 2 Bears, 1 Cave, and co-hosted it with actor Bert Kreischer.

Tom Segura’s Lifestyle, House, Cars

Tom Segura’s lifestyle is very much different from common people’s He lives a luxurious life full of facilities. He has a cool dressing sense and has a huge fan following for his dressing style. He always wears unique and decent jackets and his fans are so attracted to him. It has been calculated that he spends almost $2 Million on his dresses every year. He has a following of 1.4 million people on Instagram, 700k on Facebook, and 663.5k on Twitter.

· House:

We can easily get a picture of his luxurious lifestyle after seeing his amazing extraordinary houses. His house is worth $6.65 Million and is located in the neighborhood of Pacific Palisades. His house contains seven bedrooms and is about 5,779 square feet in size. There is a large swimming pool beside his house which adds a lot to its luxury and marvelousness. The living room is decorated in such a unique way that it presents a very fascinating look. His house presents a black-and-white look in which the kitchen, floors, cupboards, and, paints are white, However, we can see black patterns on all the walls which add to its beauty. All the people who visit Tom’s house always praise it's luxury and maintenance. From the window of his house, the green scene presents a very enchanting look which is very soothing for the eyes. Tom has invested a lot of money to maintain the beauty of his house.

· Cars:

Tom is very fond of cars that’s why his fans see him in different new cars every time and every car is worth thousands of dollars. His favorite cars are Lamborghini and Mercedes. His Lamborghini is worth $4500k which is light orange shaded. His Mercedes is about 70,150$ worth. These prices show that he has spent an enormous amount of money on buying cars. Recently, he shared a picture of his brand-new racing car on Facebook, which was much appreciated and praised by his fans. He has spent an average of $4.8 Million on his cars.

Height, Age, and Weight:

· Height of Tom Segura is 1.8 meters which is 6 feet and 1 inch.

· His Age is 42 years now.

· His Weight is 80kg or 176 lbs.

Summary:

  • Real name

Thomas Segura jr.

  • Nickname

Tom Segura

  • Profession

Stand-up, comedian, writer, Director, Producer, podcaster, Actor

  • Date of Birth

April 16, 1979

  • Birthplace

Cincinnati, Ohio

  • Age

42 years

  • Gender

Male

  • Current residence

United States

  • Nationality

American

  • Net worth

$12 Million

  • Podcasts

2 Bears,1 Cave, My mom’s House, Tom Talks, Where my Mom’s At?, The Josh Potter Show, etc.

  • Films

Disgraceful, Ball Hog, Instant Family, Countdown, Flinch, The Opening Act, Mostly Stories, etc.

  • Children

2 children:

· Ellis Segura

· Julian Segura

  • Wife

Christina pazsitzaky

  • Mother

Onania Segura

  • Father

Thomas Segura Sr.

  • Eye color

Blue

  • Hair Color

Brown

  • Languages

English and Spanish

  • Hight

1.8 meters

  • Weight

80-kilo grams,176lbs

  • Zodiac sign

Aries

  • Religion

Christian

  • Ethnicity

American

  • Qualification

Graduated

  • School Education

Saint Edward’s School

  • College Education

Lenoir- Rhyne University

  • Instagram

Seguratom

  • Facebook

Tom Segura

  • Twitter

Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug

Quote By Tom Segura,

· “ I hate whom I am socially becoming. Like, all my social interactions, I am disintegrating into somebody I want to punch in the mouth.

(TOM)

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