What Nobody Tells You About Middle Age

You’re in the middle of other people’s lives, not your own

This dog, Lilly, is actually the worst. You’ll get it by the end

I always thought that middle age would be a bit embarrassing, like getting fat around the middle. While this true, it’s also proved to be completely unimportant. Being middle-aged means what it says on the tin: being in the middle of other age groups, not in the middle of my own lifespan (inshallah)…