New Fashion Trends to Further Limit the Mobility of the Modern Woman

Perpetually wet nail polish

Full-body leather spanx

Ankle transplants

Stick-on human eyebrows

Strapless high heels

Front thonged panties

Titanium hair

Lip implants

Pubic hair burning

Tongue shaping surgery

Footbinding

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