The funny thing is she complains she’s starving, but her twitter feed is littered with restaurant food and tons of kitchen baking experiments, complete with $100 hand mixer, Nielsen-massey extracts, etc. Not to mention a number of bottles of thirty-dollar-a-pop bourbon and gin. All artfully photographed with a 700-dollar iphone.

If this girl is starving, it’s because she hasn’t the first idea how to budget.