CAPTIONS

“Life is short, make every hair flip count”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right”?

“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition”

“Sweeter than honey, hotter than fire”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m always myself”

“Inhale tacos, exhale negativity”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy”

“I never lose, I either win or learn”
“Life is too short to wear boring clothes”
“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome”
“I can’t adult today, I need a nap”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate”
“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person”
“I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition”
“Life is better when you’re laughing”
“Life is too short to drink bad wine”