You crack me up. Straight up this was good. Being a geek I don’t troll the internet. I enjoy things like this. I found Medium by pure accident. Google is for me just a research tool for parts or how to fix somethimg or what does this mean. And there are pills for insecurity and anxiety.
I am one of those “what you see is what you get”. If you judge..see ya. Sex is a perk not a requirement or a preference. But I am comfortable with myself and if they are not.. it’s their problem not mine. I don’t need a stone around my neck. And I don’t need Google to tell me how to handle it