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Iron Johnny

Iron Johnny

Riding with Conan

An inquiry into American identity

Mar 3, 2017

Riding with Conan

Mar 3, 2017

Iron Johnny

Bad poetry, Vol. I

I. Tea on Thursday

Feb 28, 2017

Feb 28, 2017

Iron Johnny

Everyone dies in February, or at 27

Most of the people I have known who have died have died in February. Or at age 27. As of today, I am no longer 27, and it is almost no…

Feb 26, 2017

Feb 26, 2017

Iron Johnny

I am very glad that flower shops exist

The revenue model for a flower shop does not look good on paper. On the supply side, your product is fragile, has a short shelf life, and…

Feb 16, 2017

I am very glad that flower shops exist

Feb 16, 2017

Iron Johnny

Wanted: Fellow trunk occupant

Once, I wrote out a list of everything I was looking for in a romantic partner. Fun, passionate adventurous, honest and trustworthy…

Feb 12, 2017

Wanted: Fellow trunk occupant

Feb 12, 2017

Iron Johnny

The erotic codex of Auguste Rodin

Few outside the art world know the name of Auguste Rodin —certainly not me, until recently. Even now, the list of facts I know about him is…

Feb 10, 2017

The erotic codex of Auguste Rodin

Feb 10, 2017

Iron Johnny

What I want you to understand about running 120 miles a week

Eight AM. Time to pee, again. Then back to bed for two more hours. This is part of the strange existence of running twice a day, every day…

Jan 19, 2017

What I want you to understand about running 120 miles a week

Jan 19, 2017

Iron Johnny

Inside the bubble, The Chainsmokers are brilliant

I live in a nearly perfect pop culture bubble. I can’t name a single Nicki Minaj song. I had to look up how to spell her name. Most…

Jan 14, 2017

Inside the bubble, The Chainsmokers are brilliant

Jan 14, 2017

Iron Johnny

The Genius of Adam Snow

Adam Snow, a reclusive bomber-jacket and snap-back-clad beat producer from Washington. D.C., is the most innovative mind in hip-hop. And he…

Jan 13, 2017

The Genius of Adam Snow

Jan 13, 2017

Iron Johnny

Yes, I did find myself in the desert. Thanks for asking.

I began my journey in a paper boat without a bottom. Or at least, I’d like to think I did. In reality, I began my journey in a 2000 Volvo…

Jan 13, 2017

Yes, I did find myself in the desert. Thanks for asking.

Jan 13, 2017

Iron Johnny

Iron Johnny

“A man is not a machine only for protecting, hunting, and reproduction…each carries desires far beyond what is needed for physical survival”

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