Iron JohnnyEveryone dies in February, or at 27Most of the people I have known who have died have died in February. Or at age 27. As of today, I am no longer 27, and it is almost no…Feb 26, 2017Feb 26, 2017
Iron JohnnyI am very glad that flower shops existThe revenue model for a flower shop does not look good on paper. On the supply side, your product is fragile, has a short shelf life, and…Feb 16, 2017Feb 16, 2017
Iron JohnnyWanted: Fellow trunk occupantOnce, I wrote out a list of everything I was looking for in a romantic partner. Fun, passionate adventurous, honest and trustworthy…Feb 12, 2017Feb 12, 2017
Iron JohnnyThe erotic codex of Auguste RodinFew outside the art world know the name of Auguste Rodin —certainly not me, until recently. Even now, the list of facts I know about him is…Feb 10, 2017Feb 10, 2017
Iron JohnnyWhat I want you to understand about running 120 miles a weekEight AM. Time to pee, again. Then back to bed for two more hours. This is part of the strange existence of running twice a day, every day…Jan 19, 20171Jan 19, 20171
Iron JohnnyInside the bubble, The Chainsmokers are brilliantI live in a nearly perfect pop culture bubble. I can’t name a single Nicki Minaj song. I had to look up how to spell her name. Most…Jan 14, 2017Jan 14, 2017
Iron JohnnyThe Genius of Adam SnowAdam Snow, a reclusive bomber-jacket and snap-back-clad beat producer from Washington. D.C., is the most innovative mind in hip-hop. And he…Jan 13, 2017Jan 13, 2017
Iron JohnnyYes, I did find myself in the desert. Thanks for asking.I began my journey in a paper boat without a bottom. Or at least, I’d like to think I did. In reality, I began my journey in a 2000 Volvo…Jan 13, 2017Jan 13, 2017