I decided to transcribe the commencement speech for my class, and here it is:

I finished 26.2 miles in Houston Marathon earlier this month without telling anyone. When I was ready to announce this achievement to my friends, my Fitbit did it one step before me. To be exact, 60243 steps.

It all starts with the end of a party.

Music stopped, and people scattered. Crowds flowed to dorm rooms, with a mix of soberness and inebriation. It was 2 a.m., but the night just got started for some of them.

In order to shoot an arrow, there are 12 steps according to this WikiHow page. You need to aim with your eye, hold arrow with your fingers, raise and draw the bow with your arms. Your whole body is occupied. If you are lucky, you might bring something back to the cave home to please your homo-sapien…