PinnedPublished inThe HavenAn Open Letter to the Men Who Hit On Me By Saying “Nice Dog”I need you to clarify something because my self-esteem is on the line.Oct 18, 2022A response icon15Oct 18, 2022A response icon15
PinnedPublished inScuzzbucketThis is What I Find at The Bottom of the GlassBackwash and bad heads.Oct 21, 2022A response icon9Oct 21, 2022A response icon9
PinnedPublished inThe MemoiristThat Time I Had to Call Pest Control on My Breast MiceA TMI retelling of my lumpectomy experience (and a vivid description of my asymmetrical ta-tas).Oct 5, 2022A response icon13Oct 5, 2022A response icon13
Published inScuzzbucketMusculoskeletal ManipulationI’ll crack your back if you’ll crack mineSep 19, 2023A response icon2Sep 19, 2023A response icon2
Published inScuzzbucketIf You Hate Yourself, Wash Your HairDepression is no match for self careFeb 24, 2023A response icon4Feb 24, 2023A response icon4
Published inVoiced VersesA Pep Talk for Grey DaysFor me and for anyone who needs itFeb 22, 2023A response icon8Feb 22, 2023A response icon8
32 Dumb Lessons I Learned in 32 Dumb Years: Idiot EditionPenned by an emotionally wrecked, socially incompetent moronFeb 20, 2023A response icon37Feb 20, 2023A response icon37
Published inVoiced VersesA Love Letter To His Next LoveAdvice from the one who knows him bestFeb 13, 2023A response icon8Feb 13, 2023A response icon8
Published inThe HavenAn Open Letter to My Neglected IronI can barely bring myself to look at you, and I blame my motherFeb 9, 2023A response icon4Feb 9, 2023A response icon4
