DAVE: Hey Frank, what’s up?

FRANK: Not much. Just headed to Starbucks to do some writing.

DAVE: Are you wearing a purse?

FRANK: It’s not a purse, its a bag to carry my iPad pro, Apple pencil, and regular pencil.

DAVE: That sounds a little, purse like.

FRANK: (Getting frustrated) NO! It’s a bag for men, so I can carry my condoms, my tissues for crying at weddings, my diaphragm, lipstick, heals for when I get the office, this hunky fireman calendar, a cat I feel connected to, a big, fat, floppy dildo, that I named, and birth control pills!

DAVE: That sounds a lot like a purse! —

FRANK: –Yeah it’s a purse.

DAVE: Oh. ……..What’d you name your dildo?

FRANK: (Cheerfully) Eric Banaña