Hmmm . These may be the three liners , but as much as I hate to put you down, they could never be called haiku. Ini a haiku poem thete is traditionaly a mention of some element from the nature. Like the rain, or wind , or a season … Never did I read a haiky with people’s names in it ,their family members or political inferences. Besides there is that thing so hard to pin down , but basically a certain rhythm of those three lines. We often have three lined titles of the articles in the newspaper, but nobody would mistake them for haiku. Actually that is what your alleged “haiku”s sound like. Finally , a haiku on …. Donald Trump! An insult to Japanese poetry, haiku in this case , with its delicate and subtle form of expression , contemplating the impermanence of all things .

Maybe you could better do limmericks on Donald Trump…