Mama first. Daughter, second. Sasshole most of the time. Bred in Amish Country, born in love, lives in constant state of procrastination & lipstick application.
I’m a plus size woman. Like, real plus size. Not these size 10 women making a “statement” in Cosmopolitan on the newsstands. I’m a size 22. Some people may shudder at that; however, those are people who have not experienced the life I live and the options…
Yes, I mean exactly what you think I mean… YOGA. Hahaha. Sike. Not here. Sex. That’s right. That thing with…