2. Step outside and feel the burning heat of the Mission on your back.
3. Spend 8 hours in the car just to feel the snow crumble under your snowboard in Tahoe.
4. Smile at a stranger just because you found their smile cute.
5. Complement a coworker.
6. Complement a coworker honestly.
7. Stay up all night, listening to Bed Peace and tell each other stories.
8.Go to Lodi and jump out of the plane, if only to appreciate the beauty of this world from above.
9. Go to Lodi and jump out of the plane and understand that humans can fly.
10. Cut your own hair.
11. Pretend you are an intellectual and drink wine and cocktails on Thursday night at the Cal Academy of Sciences.
12. Dress up for ballet and later dance the night away on Polk Street.
13. Listen to Danza Kuduro and pretend you are in a Colombian bar dancing salsa.
14. Take a shower while listening to Corvette Cassette and pretend you are in middle of a Savannah in a tropical rainstorm.
15. Listen to Corvette Cassette on repeat all day.
16. Date a girl who can dance and start living as though life is a dance floor.
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