Day 3: My Life After Winning The Lottery

I have, like, absolutely no luck with those kind of things. I’d rather work than hope for something I know will never ever happen.

You know, statistically speaking, the chances of me winning the lottery is 1 in a billion. I probably have more chances of finding out that my crush likes me too.
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Nah .. who am I kidding? Of course not! That’s like announcing pigs can fly now and 100% percent of the population understands everything the characters in Big Bang Theory say.

I’m not really a fan of the lottery or anything of the sort. Not because I suck at those kind of things but because I really think that it’s a big waste of time. Not intended to offend anyone, just my personal opinion.

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If I did … wouldn’t that be just the greatest thing ever?!

If we’re being practical, I say it would go straight to the bank. You know, savings for the future or what not. Another possibility would be to invest it on a business or something and let the money grow. Unfortunately, I’m not the most practical person in the whole world. I would probably buy the most ridiculous things I can ever think of.

I would probably buy myself a warehouse.

A warehouse? What? What are you going to do with that?

Have you ever heard of Virtual Reality? Of course you do, you’d be living under a rock if you haven’t. I’d turn that warehouse into this playground modeled after a virtual environment with 4D effects, from the change of temperature and humidity, even with the smell. I would hire the best video game programmer to make me a virtual world with the most epic storylines. I’d have my own design of VR gear to be like the ones they use in James Cameron’s Avatar so they can transfer their consciousness to their avatars. You’d be your own entirely different person in an entirely different world! Wouldn’t that be so much cool?

I would get myself a secret lair.

Don’t lecture me about it being a boy’s thing or I’d smack you and send you flying. I would like exactly like the one from Iron Man. Tony’s house is just amaze-balls. Everything hologram. Everything machine. Everything Awesome. Those hologram screens and whatever you call them thingies are just so cool. You know, just waving your hands and going all air-bender like while the holograms do your bidding is just crazy cool. I would make my own version of J.A.R.V.I.S. to be this sassy gay friend. Every time he would talk to me, I would burst into laughter. His hysterical remarks and crazy side-comments would just be the best thing ever. If I have a place like that, I would probably never leave.

I would by my own private plane … with a twist.

Do you know the “Marvel: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” T.V. series? It’s about the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Well, that was a ‘duh’ moment. Captain Obvious here.

Have you seen the plane that they have there? IT IS HUGE. I don’t know but it probably has everything in it. I can probably stuff a whole house in there. That is my ridiculous idea. What if I live in a plane? What if I have a whole mansion in a plane? Complete with all the bathrooms, all the bedrooms, and all the rooms that I can think of. Wouldn’t that be awesome? I can travel the whole world while in the comfort of my own home. Although, what if it breaks midair or something? Duh, that’s why we have airports. Every stop they can check it up. Call me crazy but that would be awesome.

I would build my own school.

Okay, this would be my most serious and realistic one but wait for it, it’s not.

My school will have the best teachers ever, I want them to love their job and not just what they teach. In my school you don’t have to pay for anything, everything is absolutely free. From the food, the stuff they need to use, and even the transportation. My school won’t have an entrance exam because I believe everyone is smart, not in everything but in something.

It sounds like a regular school. What’s special about it?

It’s on a cruise ship.

Thank you childhood for The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and its spin-off. They get to study high school in a cruise ship and travel all over the world. I think that’s just rad.

Lastly, I would build my own company and give every jobless person a job so they can provide for their families.

Because I can. Blessings are blessings, gotta share them.

I told you they are ridiculous. Regardless of them being ridiculous I think they are just as awesome and cool and absurd and outrageous and I don’t know if this sentence is still grammatically correct.

If ever, in my existence, this does happen, I say we share it. I read in a Facebook post once that you don’t look at another’s plate to see if you have more but you look to see if they have the same amount.

I want to share it, even if it sounds impractical.

But I ain’t winning the lottery so I’m getting over it. XD