JC Brobeck
Jul 27, 2017 · 1 min read

Two Trumpsters were going on a road trip to Florida. A neighbor told them

that they’d be fine as long as they paid close attention to the road

signs along the way.

They’d driven 30 miles when they saw one that read, “Clean Restrooms

Ahead”.

Two months later they arrived in Florida exhausted, having used up 86

bottles of Windex, 267 rolls of paper towels, and three cases of

toilet-bowl cleaner. Total restrooms cleaned: 450.

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