Rum pa-pa Trump
Rum pa-pa Trump, Rum pa-pa Trump
Christmas is coming, the world’s wishing
A package of peace, that’s no tease
For Syria, Russia and distant Mycropia.
But inauguration is on 20th. January
Christmas 25 December, don’t worry
So how can the package be delivered
Unless Santa shaves his silvery beard.
Sing ye, sing ye — songs of Christmas
But forget not those at the isthmus
For them life’s fragile, paper thin
Where our Lord dwells humbly within.