The funny thing about this part of the conversation is I usually ask people at this point, “Who is your team?” When they tell me [fill in the blank with any team] I follow up with, “So if we could rewind the clock to 2000 and [previously said team] could select Tom Brady, would you want them to have?” Usually, at this point, they say, “Well, yeah, of course”. Okay, so you don’t hate Brady, you just hate that he’s not on your team. I then tilt my head softly and tell them, “you don’t have to lie anymore” and offer a hug. Nobody finds this charming.