A Farewell To Twitter

Twitter founder Jack Dorsey

I have been a Twitter user since 2008. The platform has changed immeasurably between then and now. What used to be a platform to share jokes has changed into something different. And I’m not sure it’s what I signed up for. So this is why I think it’s finally time to say good bye.

JUST JOKING. I’M NEVER LEAVING THIS HORRIBLE WEBSITE, MOTHERFUCKERS. I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE RID OF ME. I’M GOING TO BE THE LAST ONE STANDING IN THIS WRETCHED PIT. YOU WON’T CATCH ME LOGGING OFF. I WILL NEVER WILLINGLY LEAVE HELL!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

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