A long time ago, there was a kind of dogs whose name was “Doberman” in Taipei.
Doberman has black wool, long legs, and sharp tooth. They went into the Taipei girls’ room and made boys have no chance to come in anymore, just because of a news about a latest research by the best biologist, Dr. Yoneyama: “The Best Pet for Single Women”.
“The winner is… Doberman dog!”
According to conclusion of the report, if a single woman who get along with a Doberman dog, she won’t feel alone and unsatisfied anymore. The magical truth was…it was right!
In those days, you could always hear the sound like “ka-ze, ka-ze” or”ka-zi, ka-zi” from single men’s rooms under the star light of Taipei’s sky at night. The children are scared and cry loudly, and all parents shouted with their big red eyes.
The men were so sad & angry that they rubbed their teeth at night. All of these is just because of a stupid black dog, Doberman.
After a short time later, when every single woman walked in the street with their lovely Doberman and felt happy and satisfied, every single men felt hopeless and decided to hide their desire toward women into their minds forever. There was another report played in the evening news on TV…
“Actually the dog Doberman is not belong to the “Canidae” in biology, instead, they should be a kind of animal belong to the “Glires”. Dr. Abudabi said.
In the other word, “ the Doberman dog is not the animal like dog; actually, it was a kind of animal like “Mouse”…a very big mouse.
The sound of cheers awaked in the night of Taipei(even broke many glasses). If you memorized when this kind of scene happened in the past, it only could happen when Taiwan defeated Japan in international baseball game.
This news encouraged so many hopeless minds of single men. According to the unofficial news, there were 388 pieces of the Inflatable Doll(sex toys) , 3,244 pieces of cards with Chinese words: “Thank you! Dr. Abudabi!, and ext. sent to Dr. Abudabi’s home during those days after this news played in TV..
In that night of the good news for single men, the sound of men’s cheers covered the women’s scream.
The Doberman dogs showed their faces in a confuse way and sparked their eyes softly and ask their masters: “ What’s matter with you, baby?”
It was pity that their masters could not understand the dogs’ language, so their doubt only could sink in the sea of dog’s world.
The dark shadows appeared & disappeared one by one in the staircases, men took bats, knives, katana, swiss army knives, nail clippers…and any other things that could be weapon. They ran out the door, clapped hands, hugged each other with big smile, even jumped and hit others ass with their ass…..so high!
All 119 lines were jammed because all the girls called the phone looking for help.
“There’s a big mouse in my home!”
Even some of brave women also moved on…
A lot of Doberman dogs ran away to the streets of Taipei, the amount seems like more than taxi!
The sky of Taipei has become the color like orange, kids watched it with crazy laugh on the rooftop, they thought of the scene that came into their eyes was just as a game as hide-and-seek.
Next morning, people couldn’t find any alive Doberman in the street. The faces of men all showed a kind of satisfied smile, just like they already got something they wanted. They tried their best to squeeze their hormone in the deepest place of their bodies. Finally, women noticed the men around them, lowered their heads, then smiled lightly with red cheeks.
Just like people always can’t kill all of the mice in the world, the Doberman should not disappear completely. So the question was…where were the Doberman dogs now?
Actually, many people already knew the answer, but it didn’t a matter for them. The only thing they wanted was that “no any Doberman in their eyes”.
Those survived Doberman saw the entrance of sewers, the dirty black holes, then jumped into them one by one.
They talked to each others in the quiet voice or cried silently, and ate the trash when they felt hungry. As time went by, their black wool became deeper, they curved their bodies in the sewers also made them smaller and smaller.
That was it, nobody knew that when they ran away, the Doberman dog…really turned into the mice!
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