Aug 30, 2013

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Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: A Fictional Letter Written to a Fictional Person About a Real Struggle

Dear guy who just made my burrito:

Have you ever been to Earth?

On Earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with…

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Jack Dire

Jack Dire

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