What Would Jesus Tweet?
Jessica Wildfire
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Applaud carefully when your hands are “holey”

Maybe it’s impolic, and if the pun offends anyone, I apologize sincerely. I simply could not resist the temptation of the good feeling of a self-gratifying experience (wasn’t that something he did once too?).

Of course, He might also say something like ‘What the heck are all these objects you hold in your hands that show you yourself, and why is having that more important than trying to end world hunger and poverty and increase peace, love and understanding?’

And then someone would have to politely remind Him that the world is not ‘either or’. It’s ‘both and more’.