A Response to the U.S. Congressional Hearing on ‘Extraterrestrial UFOs’

Joyful Jackie (Jackarooooooo)
2 min readJul 28, 2023

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I find it rather odd that all UFO sightings, as supposed beings from outer space, are all considered to be equally super intelligent. Wouldn’t it make sense to believe in a wide spectrum of intelligence? Wouldn’t this fit in with the natural evolution of a species?

Even within those who supposedly made it to Earth, wouldn’t there be a noticeable difference in signs of intelligence between say the top 97% and the top 99% of their intelligence? Wouldn’t that show itself in the various designs of the aircraft and their functions?

So why all this banal description? Where are the confidence interval levels, like, “we are sure this came from the top 70% of their intelligence spectrum, with a confidence interval level of 95%.”

I mean, cm’on guys…they believe the government is covering up a grand total of 510 UFO sightings since 2004. That’s a large enough sample size of the general population to have statistical significance.

We should be demanding more from the witnesses, like statistical inferences on the general population.

That means, within that sample population, naturally some would be dumb, compared to the others.

Compared to human intelligence, we could call that……Exceedingly Dumb UFO Sightings.

But without the belief in the super dumb ; ) we now can all sleep safely at night knowing there is no such thing as any extraterrestrial UFOs and it’s all a hoax.

Or you could believe that Artificial Intelligence in the 1980s was the output of the super dumb UFOs, and A.I. produced content on YouTube is their artful effort to alert you to their continued existence, albeit confined to the internet, the creation of their human slave masters which they simply could not outpace.

It’s a real toss-up I know.

But don’t blame me for being the curmudgeon. Republicans want to raise the alarm and believe in all this ‘non-human UFO’ crap, after making no effort to believe in climate change, while these Congressional Hearings on UFOs are being held during the hottest month on record in 120,000 years. And most likely, these stupid Hearings are prime examples of how the military is getting trained on how to get comfortable lying to Congress.

And that most likely explanation is what should keep us all up at night.

Photo by James Orr on Unsplash

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Joyful Jackie (Jackarooooooo)

B. A. International Studies (I have expertise in International Politics.)