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10:27 pm

Wait.
famouschihuahua.com?
Then I caught myself looking at post after post.
Then I got to the sombreros… so many sombreros… so many cute sombreros
Such horrible tag lines…
… Then I realized how much I hate the person I have become.

Then I says to myself…
“Precious, you should see how much one of these little velvet sombreros cost.”

…
…
google
…

click
click
click

oh shit.
no… no… no…
but…
but, no!

SOMBRERO & A PONCHO!! YES!!

click
click
click

Hmm… $2.99 for each; $2.69 if I buy in bulk. 5 inches in diameter.

click
click
click

Wait… the smaller the sombrero, the larger the price?

click
click
click

Omg… a whole website mini hats that I can put on @Ellie_the_brave.
Because dressing up your dog — not okay.
A festive hat — that is definitely okay.
Why? It’s festive!

Birthday Princess White Top Hat
Handcrafted Steampunk Mini Hat
Mini Straw Tea Party Hat

stop.
no.

Fall / Autumn Themed Mini Top Hat
“The Camo” Mini Top Hat
5" Flocked Mini Cowboy Hat
*squeal*
HATS EVERYWHERE!!!

*catches breath*

One day your husband will open the door to your closet and all these little festive hats will all pour out. There is nothing you can say that will correct that. It will be fight or flight. Fight or flight.

What will it be? Your marriage or mini sombreros?

1:11 am
wait. It’s 1:11 am.

*goes to bed with her hatless dog*