Hamsters Without Wheels

With all due apologies to Hemingway

“They look like hamsters,” she said.
“I’ve never seen one,” the man drank his frappucino.
“No, you wouldn’t have.”
“I might have,” the man said. “Just because you say I wouldn’t have doesn’t prove anything.”
The girl looked at the hamster on the wheel. “It’s running on it,” she said. “Where does it think it’s going?”
“It’s not going anywhere.”
“Could we try it?”