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Jack Loftus

Hill Holliday copywriter (@HillHolliday). McSweeney's contributor. Former Gizmodo, GamePro, Everest Poker guy. Relatively fun.

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    FINAL PRESENTATION TOPICS BY KIDS WHO HAVE OBVIOUSLY SECURED THEIR SUMMER INTERNSHIP BY WAY OF…

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    My Intern Request

    Brace yourself for the opportunity of a lifetime.
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        Lesser-Known Negotiation Strategies Inspired By The Kindly Brontosaurus

        Lean in, you big terrible lizard.
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              Welcome To The Blue Hell

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