Jackson Aytch6/22/19For God loved Texas so much, he made it even too hot for the devil so he’d stay the fuck out.Jun 22, 2019Jun 22, 2019
Jackson Aytch6/17/19 (goddammit)My roommate got drunk, passed out and pissed on the couch.Jun 18, 2019Jun 18, 2019
Jackson Aytch6/16/19 (306 dead sailors)When I was seven years-old and getting ready for school one morning, I saw a ghost, or spirit, or an entity of some kind, standing in my…Jun 17, 2019Jun 17, 2019
Jackson Aytch6/12/19 (onions, onions, onions, onions)It took me five seasons to realize my father is the liberal Hank Hill.Jun 13, 2019Jun 13, 2019
Jackson Aytch6/11/19 (cross maker)I just watched Bean, the Mr. Bean movie. It’s one of the most baffling films ever made. The film was shot in the Academy ratio, but my TV…Jun 12, 2019Jun 12, 2019
Jackson Aytch6/10/19 (amber alert)I spend a lot of time googling things like “how to improve willpower” instead of just doing the things I want the willpower to do in the…Jun 11, 2019Jun 11, 2019
Jackson Aytch6/9/19 (chainsaw bed)Going to stay up late and write a bit about what’s killing me. I’m listening to Poems, Prayers & Promises by John Denver. Been on a Denver…Jun 11, 2019Jun 11, 2019