Why This Fucking Sucks
The bane of your existence is a joke. Life knows….so do all your friends.
If you have ever had a full time job….or really any job, whether that be a dishwasher or an Ad Executive; you’ve had a day like today. What I mean by a day like today, is that in all honesty, it fucking sucked. Clarification of what this means varies. Could be the fact that I bought a coffee and spilled it so violently all over the ground, that the smooth jazz in the Starbucks seemed to be nothing more than a whisper, and all abled body patrons made me the center of attention. Could be the fact that in the frantic state I walked into work today, I zoned out and missed a meeting or two, resulting in a (well deserved) ass chewing or could be the fact that, well sometimes life just feels like a swift kick in the scrotum.
I am going with the last one, not because I feel like my whole life has been a shit kicker sundae, but rather sometimes days just fucking suck. Doesn’t make it a bad life or a bad existence, just a bad day, where if the solution is slamming back a few sips of the cheap and neat, well more power to you. Remember though, a one day pitty party is enough, no one cares about a one night redeption story, people have their own shit to deal with and the fact that you are having a bad day doesnt it make it ok to treat Karen, the friendly cat obsessed Office Manager like shit. People remember that guy, you don’t want it to be you.
As you walk home after today, you are going to think to yourself that there is no way that this day could have been any worse; but realize it could and there are people that deal with it every day. That little donation that you signed up for to get that free tee shirt at a work conference meant something, that someone, somewhere else, in reality is having a much shittier day than you. Now pop in those frozen microwave enchiladas, turn on a Netflix Original and lay your head down. Odds are life will be there tomorrow morning bright and early, with that foot, ready for one more swift kick.
