Happens all the time: I see a crap thing, get excited—my life will be whole!—then think better of it and, to put my psyche at ease, take home only a photo. Are these pictures a window to my deepest hopes and fears? That’s one good way to view this essay, as the photos themselves aren’t good at all. I’ve laid things out thematically, ie: the photo sets below were not shot at the same time. The captions, however, describe thoughts I actually (sorta) had when standing in front of each thing. Final warning: I love thrift stores.