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Jake Murrayin2 Ho Ho Ho’sValentine’s Day Instagram Captions For Couples Who Clearly Hate Each OtherSometimes all a relationship needs is a good Insta captionFeb 13, 20211Feb 13, 20211
Jake MurrayinSlackjawI Have No Idea Why My Erotic Thriller Novel Set In The Pleistocene Era Keeps Getting RejectedPutting the “erect” in Homo erectus since before the common era.Jan 17, 20217Jan 17, 20217
Jake MurrayinGreener Pastures MagazineAll I Want for the Holidays Are These Film & Television CrossoversDear Hollywood: Please Take NoteNov 23, 2020Nov 23, 2020
Jake MurrayinSlackjawEmily In Paris Gets An Internship With Our New Alien OverlordsThey’ve just obliterated earth. Can Emily help them rebrand?Nov 4, 20201Nov 4, 20201
Jake MurrayinGreener Pastures MagazinePress Briefing from Caligula’s Chief of StaffJust a normal news day in 37 A.D.Oct 28, 2020Oct 28, 2020
Jake MurrayinThe HavenThe Rebirth of the Road TripAn American past-time makes a comebackOct 4, 2020Oct 4, 2020
Jake MurrayinGreener Pastures MagazineThe Other Boleyn Girl’s Long Lost JournalA glimpse into the secret plots and romances at the royal courtOct 1, 2020Oct 1, 2020