We are all Waiters Island.
Brandon Anderson

Yeah but that is exactly why it needs to be his nickname. There can only be one unicorn if we claim it as his nickname. I don’t care if he doesn’t like it. He doesn’t like Porzingod or the Zinger either and he wants to be KPwhatevernumberheiswearing which is about the worst nickname ever… PG13 and CP3 are as shitty as CR7 those aren’t nicknames.

Come on Brandon. We all hate the Unicorn sthick. Let’s just call him unicorn and be done with it so nobody else is a unicorn because he was the first and it wasn’t some silly sports writer or some Stephen A. Smith ripoff who gave him that name. It was Kevin Durant… KD man. That’s gotta mean something. If an MVP annoints you with a name… it’s gotta stick anything else would be silly.

Kristaps unicorn, Kristaps play basketball. Doesn’t get better than that.

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