Do I have your attention?

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Then have I got the thing for you.

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Mention this ad and you’ll get 100% off your vacation package! That’s right. Your package is free. Because if you’re opting in for this deal, you must really need it.

Do you need to talk?

So do I.

But what words to say…

FUCK is a fun one. It can be used in a multitude of scenarios, depending on the vibe of a given situation.

There was no point to this.

I’m at another bar, having another bad time. I’m sorry I dragged you into this. It’s not my fault. It’s in my nature.

It is happening again.

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