10 Fields Where, at 30, I Could Still Be Considered a “Bold Young Talent”

  1. Shuffleboard
  2. Competitive Bingo
  3. Quilting
  4. Incontinence
  5. Prattlin’ On
  6. Early Bird Dinner-Finishing
  7. Duck Feeding
  8. Telling a Child I Knew Her When She Was “This Big”
  9. Pants-Suspending
  10. Dying of old age